during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today

girlchub:

if u like this u are gay if u reblog this u are super deluxe gay

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teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

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reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

unterkuehlung:

wtf is wrong with this site

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bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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whothehellcaresaboutpineapples:

Alex’s dance during Arabella’s guitar solo

whothehellcaresaboutpineapples:

Alex’s dance during Arabella’s guitar solo

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poshxspice:

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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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